Wear deep v-neck t-shirts in an Islamic country to feel like the only girl in the world

Missa Borg (name changed) claims that middle of the night is the best time to practice skills that you are not so good or bad at. Missa gives reference to the Indian mystical master Sadhguru’s statement when she wants to clarify why she practices her skills at night. Sadhguru once made a statement that only 3 kind of people don’t like to sleep in the night – 1. Indulgers (Sex Addicts, Drug or Substance Addicts) 2. Ascetics 3. Ill and Diseased. Missa says that she becomes sort of a combination of all three when she wakes up all night long to practice the skills that she is already bad at. Missa claims that she indulges in practicing that skill like a sex or substance addict; she ascetically practices that skill, she doesn’t care how cold it is or how hot it is in the night, she just goes; and last but not the least – Missa feels impatient like a diseased person until she achieves her goal of becoming an expert at that skill.

Missa is a sort of a conspiracy theorist as well and she has various claims to make in that regard. Like Missa claims that a Dirham in the near future will be only as strong as a Pakistani Rupee. Missa says that with the help of the United States and Europe – India alone will be richer than all the Islamic countries combined.

Missa also claims that the Illuminati or the ruling elite will transform Canada into the new greatest superpower and Ottawa will be the new Washington DC or in other words, the home to the most powerful politicians in the world.

Missa recently traveled to Iran and Pakistan where she was told that wearing Ladies V-Neck T-Shirts is haram and she must instantly get dressed in a Burqa, Hijab or Chadar in order to protect her life which she did. She feared that she will get killed if she doesn’t do so. Missa wanted to wear a hijab for other purposes as well, the Pakistani men were staring at her like vultures and eagles all the time. Missa really felt like the only girl in the world during her time in Iran and Pakistan.

Leading archaeologist’s daughter doing a great job of saving the environment with an android app

Nadia Agra (name changed) is a daughter of one of the world’s leading archaeologists, an archaeologist who has accomplished more than any other archaeologist of the world. Nadia’s dad’s favorite pastime is  making fun of a fellow Hindu archaeologist, a man who is of great accomplishment and recognition himself but he looks like a living meme when he attributes his success to the Upanishads, Bhagavad Gita, Ramayana and all the different Vedas including Rig Vedas and others.

Nadia Agra’s grandfather used to be a strict catholic who donated several million dollars to the biblical scholars before his death. He used to be a regular guest at one of the catholic TV programs which used to be shot in his own state. He was very worried during the 1960s about even worse hyper-sexualization in the future.

Nadia says that most of the historical figures that we read and study about were hypocrites including some mentioned in the Michael Hart’s top 100. Nadia is not critical of Michael Hart’s top 100, she says that any other historian or scholar perhaps could not have been able to create a chronology as good as Michael Hart.

Nadia claims that another scientist much before Einstein discovered the theory of relativity. Nadia says that the scientist who discovered the theory of relativity died and his family, friends or any relative had no idea what he was up to, accidentally, Einstein – a scientist by profession found the theory of relativity written by him and took all the credit.

Nadia has herself been walking the talk of improving the world. She recently got an android application created by the topmost Indonesian android application creation services company (jasa pembuatan aplikasi android) that has been serving a great purpose of saving the environment.

Emma uses and invests all her energy and potential in writing, reading and sports

Emma Amshinov (name changed) is an amateur historian who claims that police existed even in the prehistoric times and the police of those times was incorruptible. Emma claims that only hermaphrodites were eligible for becoming a cop in those days.

Emma claims that there will be a technology in the future that will be able to transform the inhabitants of a city into statues with a mere click. Emma says that the operator of the technology will need the SSNs of all the citizens in order to make this technology work.

Emma is a businesswoman and currently she owns this one business only that manufactures and sells nothing but watercolors. Emma’s business is pretty successful and is responsible for selling over 70 percent of the watercolors in her country.

Emma is an amateur writer too and is one of the most popular contributors to BreitBart, a popular website.

Emma says that she learnt working at the BreitBart that political correctness is a media tactic to keep people engaged in useless political correctness and deflate them from the real issues.

Emma learnt Scientology in the past and she is one of the biggest critics of the Scientology that you will ever meet. Emma says that the Scientology works according to the beliefs and observations of the people with nothing scientific to back them up. Emma says that she has done herself a lot of harm due to the Scientology and to her family too.

Emma used to be a professional athlete in her youth but she was expelled from the games because she was falsely accused of using Performance Enhancing Drugs.

Emma sacrificed all her hobbies in order to raise her children but she still finds it too hard to resist to watch the game of Super Bowl each year.

They serve halal food in many Koh Chang restaurants

Raheem Sultan (name changed) is a Pakistani Muslim who is extremely strict when it comes to eating non-vegetarian food. Raheem travels a lot and he used to be always surprised to see Muslim men and women eating haram (non-kosher) food everywhere other than their home countries. Raheem used to wander around in other countries looking for halal food.

Raheem remembers how a restaurant in Koh Chang, Thailand had a specific menu for halal food. Raheem used to eat only at that particular restaurant whenever he went to Koh Chang whenever the company sent him there. Raheem’s restaurant bills were used to be paid off by the company if he ate at the restaurant of the hotel that they gave him room in but he would rather choose to pay the restaurant bill himself and eat only halal food at a different restaurant and let me tell you, this restaurant was much more expensive than an average Koh Chang restaurant, it cost Raheem 20% of his monthly salary only to eat there for a week but he couldn’t care less as long as the food was halal (kosher).

Like most Pakistani Muslims, Raheem got married to the daughter of his father’s sister’s daughter (her first cousin), Muslims consider marriage to the first cousins better than marrying someone stranger.

Raheem smiles very less because he says that people think of him as some fool when he smiles. He himself claims that he has an ugly smile which makes him look like a retard. For their honeymoon, Raheem and his wife went to the same Koh Chang resort where they serve halal food and throughout their time in Koh Chang, Raheem seldom smiled, Raheem’s wife got suspicious that he is not happy with her and they had a huge argument because of this. Raheem told her why he seldom smiles and after telling her that, Raheem felt like a fool and his wife didn’t believe him.

7 year celibate and sitting on 7 millions – Luciana Nicoli is really one of a kind woman

Luciana Nicoli (name changed) is an amateur political analyst and thinker who recently predicted and posted on her personal blog that the France will take over Palestine soon enough and Catholicism vs Judaism + Protestantism will begin instead of the current Islam vs Protestantism + Judaism of the modern day.

Luciana maybe an amateur, but she is respected for her wonderful imagination and future predictions throughout the world. Luciana has successfully predicted several happenings of the past and she is seldom wrong.

Luciana claims that the secret behind her extraordinary predictive and imaginative powers is her practice of celibacy. Luciana has been a celibate for the past 7 years, her biggest inspirations for staying celibate are Mother Teresa and Lata Mangeshkar. Luciana says that she always used to feel guilty after sex and on one fine day she decided that she will stay celibate for the rest of her life. Luciana has already successfully crossed the 7 year mark and counting.

Although Luciana is notorious for preaching on her blog that following your religion is more important than financial success, Luciana is extremely successful financially and most of the credit goes to her finding the right company for SEO, she knows the best guys for website optimization in Porto Alegre (otimização de sites em porto alegre).

Luciana never keeps the eatables or beverages in the fridge but in the ice coolers instead. Luciana preaches that the food kept in the fridge becomes full of unnatural gases which dumbs you down. Luciana claims that she has experimented with eating food kept in the fridge for 6 weeks and then eating food that was kept in the ice cooler. She says that her IQ was at least 40 points down when she was eating the food from the fridge.

Luciana is also notorious for preaching on her blogs that sexual perversion and alcoholism is responsible for the apathy among the human beings. She says that when she was a kid, people were much less sexually perverted and alcoholics and they were all loving people.

This young catholic couple wants to have dozens of babies after getting married

Luca Tellus (name changed) is a businesswoman who owns a small bridal gown store in Downtown, Miami. She replies almost instantly to all the business queries that she receives but she replies even faster to the messages of her fiance.

Luca likes to think of herself as Eve and her fiance – Tyler as Adam. Luca has traveled almost all of the world and all of the Middle East and Maghreb region. Luca claims that the Adam and Eve lived somewhere in Nile Delta.

Luca’s fiance – Tyler is a strict catholic who believes that religious education is more important than the formal education. Tyler is against birth-control methods and Luca is perfectly okay with it, she herself wants to be the mother of as many healthy babies as possible. It goes without saying that Tyler is against the democrats but he is also against the republicans and any other political party in the United States. Tyler says that both republicans and democrats are hypocrites. According to Tyler, the republicans are not republicans and democrats are not democrats.

Luca and Tyler are yet to decide their wedding date and they don’t even know what kind of wedding venue are they going to choose, although Luca has been reading several posts on the blogs and forums dedicated to choosing wedding venues in Florida, especially Miami but she hasn’t taken the first step yet.

Tyler claims that he has successfully converted over 300 atheists, agnostics, pantheists, apatheists, Sunni Muslims and protestants to Catholicism and he will continue doing the same until the day he can breathe. Tyler says that he is a chaste virgin and not going to break this commandment of god at any cost.

This one of a kind person turned his newly formed gadget creator company into a great success within 10 months

Cande Barlos (name changed) laughs out loud at the claim of some fanatic Hindus that the black stone in Kaaba, Mecca is a Shiva Lingam. He says that the Hindus like to present a darker picture of the Sunni Islam than it really is.

Cande says that there is no way that the black stone of Kaaba is an ancient Shiva Lingam, it is not even shaped like a Shiva Lingam. Whenever someone says Shiva Lingam in front of Cande Barlos or even if he reads the word somewhere, he gets reminded of that fraud who is dead now – Sathya Sai Baba. Sathya Sai Baba used to eject a Shiva Lingam from his mouth which he claimed came from nowhere in his heart as a gift from the Shiva himself and gets ejected through his mouth.

Cande says that the Hindus, Muslims and Christians will go to any extent to prove that their religion is the only truth, rest are all fake.

Cande owns a very successful little gadget company that was formed in the February of 2018. Cande’s company has come a long way within only 10 months of its formation, all thanks to tech news portals like texnologia. Cande’s business success lies in keeping himself updated with the latest technology and gadgets news, another secret of Cande’s business success is “working and focusing on a task till the completion of it like a sniper”.

Cande claims that he is an expert at recognizing a person’s heart conditions by his/her face and he can easily tell if a person is going is going to have a cardiac arrest within 24 hours just by looking at his/her face for a while.

Aren Tailor is really one mischievous and fun-loving taxi driver in Thailand

Aren Tailor (name changed) is a Thai Happy Taxi driver who has been happily working with them for the past 3 years. Aren has a hobby of chatting with his passengers throughout the way, recently when he was taking this couple from Bangkok to Damnoen Saduak, he had the pleasure of knowing several things about their culture, traditions and more. It was a married couple with Muslim-British husband whom we will call Rehman here and Catholic-French wife whom we will call Ava here. On the way, the husband and wife started arguing among themselves as well. Like, when Ava said that Quran is nothing but just a manipulation of Bible, Torah and David’s Book in a new way, Rehman couldn’t answer the question and started screaming that polarization is a media tactic to keep us all indulged in stupid and nonsense thing so that the conglomerate of mainstream media, politicians and industrialists can take advantage of us. Ava replied, “What does the media, politicians or industrialists have to do with the Quran? And how are they going to benefit from polarizing us?”

Aren was enjoying himself thoroughly throughout the way. Aren asked Rehman “Did you study at a Madrasa, sir?” Rehman replied, “Yes, I studied at a Madrasa in Lahore, Punjab, Pakistan and came to Southall, England, United Kingdom when I was only 20 to study my Business Program then I fell in love with Ava when I was 21, we were both in the same class, we both married and since then I have been living in the Europe.” Ava’s response to this wasn’t a pleasant one, she replied “This guy married me for a green card not because he had fallen in love with me”.

Aren was too sad when they reached their destination as he was thoroughly enjoying their stories and arguments.

This loving and intelligent Thai couple loves to buy cotton bags together

Chintara Timkul (name changed) claims that the Republic of China will be the next superpower greater than any modern superpower that ever existed no matter how much America, Europe, Islamic Union or Russia try to stop it from becoming one. Chintara says that China is already economically stronger than any nation on earth.

Chintara is a Thai entrepreneur. All her heroes are Chinese entrepreneurs, be it Li Shufu, Robin Li, Jack Ma or Wu Yajun.

Chintara is extremely strong yet flexible when it comes to making important business decisions, be it decisions related to buying new fixed assets or recruiting new employees, she always does her best, no matter what.

Chintara’s husband – Chakrit is proud of his wife and he does whatever it takes to make Chintara happy, like recently it took him hours to find out the best canvas bag (กระเป๋าผ้าแคนวาส) for his beloved wife but he couldn’t care less, he just bought the best possible bags from the most reputed shopping website.

Chintara and Chakrit’s favorite holiday destinations are the island of Malta and Gozo, and Trondheim, Norway. The couple loves the intensity and hence they visit the island of Malta and Gozo in the summers while they never forget to visit the beautiful and cold country called Norway in the winters.

Chintara claims that minerals also have souls and the person who drinks mineral water will be more energetic, passionate, more prone to psychic experiences and in general will have more positive qualities because the souls of the minerals that he inhaled will nourish his own soul.

Chakrit claims that he had some of the best ideas back in the 90s which he would have implemented using the internet and become a billionaire by now. He says that he had no idea back in the day that the internet will come such a long way in such a short period of time.

Hair Transplant Actors

Malcolm Mero (name changed) wonders all the time how many hair transplant actors are there. No, I don’t mean the actors who are experts at performing the hair transplant but the actors who have had hair transplants, I can name at least 100 actors right now that have had hair transplant done on their heads.

The popular Indian comedian Kapil Sharma got it done too, he was first lying to everybody that he never got it done on himself but later on his lies were caught when once when in the drunk condition he gave an interview and the interviewer taking advantage of the situation asked him “Are your hair your own?” Then he replied, “No, I was half bald at the age of 25 and when I started making huge money at the age of 32, the first thing that I did was I got a hair transplant done on my head.”

The so-called sexiest black woman alive – Tyra Jackson got it done too on her head. She will never tell you about the same, she will tell you that her hair is all natural but it is a complete lie.

The not-so-famous but once a mainstream actor – Aditya Pancholi got a hair transplant done on his head too. I warn you to never ask him about the same if you don’t want to indulge into a good fight. He is infamous for his abuses and bruises.

Bald Indian actor and singer – Himesh Reshamiya also got a hair transplant done on himself as he embarked on his acting journey. He used to be a bald and ugly before. He lost a lot of weight and got a hair transplant done on his head in order to look good enough to be called a leading actor.

Amateur Historian writes a lot about Southeast Asia instead of trying to lose weight during that time, he folds Christmas Origami a lot too

John Lorenzo (name changed) is an amateur historian who says that Khmer people are originally Muslim Arabs, not some Chinese or Mongol tribe. He also claims that Khmer people never came to Cambodia in the 5th century but rather the 9th century. He says that Arabs had no enthusiasm in them before Islam to go and invade any place.

John has read a lot of history related to the Southeast Asia, he claims that the Mahabharata’s Kishkinda wasn’t in Karnataka but in Andhra Pradesh instead.

John says that Mao Zedong was a womanizer and he became a revolutionary to attract as many women as possible which he did after becoming successful.

John also claims that Muslims edited Kautilya’s Arthashastra and it was much more vast than what it is today before the Muslims edited it.

About the Kamboja people of Indian subcontinent, John Lorenzo claims that they were never a royal tribe but they were a horse breeder and cavalry seller tribe. They are mistaken for being royal by some ignorant people and the people who want to impress the Kamboja people for some purpose.

About the midget ‘Bonne‘ people that the ancient Indians refer to in their ancient texts, John Lorenzo says that they were a Chinese tribe whom the ancient North Indian people mistook for a distinct breed of humans.

John says that Uzbekistan used to be a part of ancient India but about 6000 years ago some nomadic tribes came in there and settled forever.

John weighs 235 pounds and he is only 5 feet 9 inches tall, he has been trying his best to lose weight, somebody needs to tell him that you cannot lose weight by folding Origami Christmas.

This strong feminist manufactures steel guitars while her sister manufactures rhenium alloys and origami paper

Nolan Halper (name changed) smokes the most expensive Cuban cigars, she stays at the most expensive hotels and she also enjoys driving the hottest German cars including a BMW X6. From the very childhood, Nolan has a chip on her shoulder that if women wouldn’t have been persecuted, they would be far superior to the men. She likes to drive cars, SUVs, and trucks that ooze masculinity and aggression in order to show that she is superior to everyone else on the road.

Nolan’s father is a professional guitar player. He used to play guitar back in his teenage years and early 20s in a club, after that he worked odd-jobs and had some business failures as well and now he is broke.

Nolan’s company manufactures steel guitars but her online and offline stores sell all sorts of guitars.

Recently, Nolan traveled to Karachi, Pakistan where she discovered some of the best talent in the world. The beggars she saw on the streets there could give the best actors a run for their money. They did some of the best acts Nolan had ever seen.

Nolan’s one and only sister is also a very successful businesswoman whose one company manufactures Rhenium Alloys and the other manufacturers almost all sort of papers with their specialty being the origami paper.

Nolan claims that she can smell the gender of a person who is online with the words. She claims that she can easily identify reading a post on the Reddit whether the poster is a male or a female. She says that she has never failed and nobody can do this better than herself, at least, she hasn’t met anyone who can do it better than her yet.

Rich thinking habits make you rich – learn from e-commerce tycoon Cameron Falena

Cameron Falena (name changed) has always had a meandering relationship with her mother-in-law. Cameron’s mother-in-law has always been envious of Cameron’s great financial success. Cameron is a great wife, a wonderful mother and instead of being happy about it all, her mother-in-law hates her for the same. Instead of feeling thankful to God or mother nature for gifting her such a wonderful son, daughter-in-law and grandkids, this old woman keeps cursing everyone involved. Her sister died childless and this woman very well knows how much pain she was in due to dying childless but this mother-in-law of Cameron never learnt a lesson from the same.

Once Cameron found her father-in-law ogling at her cleavage with vulture eyes but Cameron couldn’t care less, she is too busy to care about these petty things.

Cameron drives a pink Cadillac CTS sedan, a pink Audi A6, a pink Jaguar XJ. She made enough money with e-commerce to buy herself all these, her mother-in-law doesn’t even know what e-commerce is (e-commerce o que é).

Last month, Cameron wanted to make some long-term investments and she thought buying a house would be a great idea. She didn’t have much left, she already bought a few million dollar life insurances and a brand new Jaguar XJ, so she checked the prices of the least expensive properties on the internet and came across this property in a neighborhood which she never heard the name of before, anyways, Cameron contacted the property owner and when she went to the property location, she saw nothing but stinking cheapers there wearing torn clothes and the whole neighborhood smelled like excretion. The people there all looked like drug addicts, alcoholics and wife beaters. Cameron left that neighborhood immediately and decided to never look for a property in a cheap neighborhood ever again.

Socialist vs Capitalist sister – Who wins? You decide!

Yolanda Clinton (name changed) is a total scrooge, she drives fuel-efficient diesel cars to save money. Yolanda hates the system of market economy and she loves the system of socialist economy.

My personal opinion for anyone who hasn’t ever lived in a socialist economy is that try living in a socialist country for a year and let me know if your opinion has not changed.

Yolanda never dreams big dreams, she doesn’t dream at all, the only dreams she has are about living in a country with socialist economy. Yolanda doesn’t enjoy doing anything she is required to do, her economic philosophy is mainly based on saving more money rather than making more money. She doesn’t ever feel committed to her job, she just works to survive and she survives for that daily booze, she has got no other reason to live. She never tried to develop a unique talent or ability unlike her sister – Kim who became an executive-vice chairman of a major international corporation at the age of 32.

Yolanda is very much interested in Hindu philosophy because it suits her negative philosophy and view towards the life a lot.

Yolanda’s sister – Kim enjoys the journey of life to her fullest, she says that she can never get enough of it. She wishes all the time if she were born a Jew in Israel, she would have loved the feeling of being the chosen one, legitimately. She still thinks of herself as a chosen one but she cannot talk about it openly, she has to keep it a secret otherwise they would either call her a narcissist or a megalomaniac and that would be a hindrance for her career, social skills and maybe mental health as well. Kim recently made her company’s online and offline stores cryptocurrency friendly. The store managers have a tab open of cryptocurrency market cap opened on their computers all the time with an auto refresh on which updates every 45 seconds.

The month of December brings good luck to Cabrera Christian’s life

Cabrera Christian (name changed) had a wonderful time on Thanksgiving aka Turkey day and now she is looking ahead for a marvelous Christmas and New Year eve. On the arrival of December, Cabrera cannot stop thinking about the schoolmate and her best buddy of the time – Edgar with whom she used to fold Origami Christmas all the time in the month of December.

Cabrera owns a Blue Dapple Dachshund whom she makes wear the same colored cowboy hat as the color of her dress.

Cabrera is one of the top wholesalers of security cameras on the internet. She buys them wholesale from Chinese websites like Alibaba and brands them as her own. Cabrera’s father – Dennis is a charcoal wholesaler who imports charcoal from the Republic of China’s best manufacturers and wholesales the same in the United States.

Cabrera is a devout catholic who hasn’t abandoned her faith no matter how much her friends tried to persuade her. She says that the holy bible answers all her questions and solves all her problems whenever she is in a trouble. She just goes through the bible whenever she is in a dilemma or in a state of major confusion related to something significant.

Cabrera doesn’t agree with the evangelists a bit. She says that evangelical people are atheists in disguise and they are worse than the atheists when it comes to the moral values.

Along with the catholic religion, Cabrera has a huge respect for the white people and the white European race.

Cabrera is 36 already and never married. Cabrera has been struggling with her masturbation addiction for the last 18 years and she cannot stop seeing men as merely sexually objects. She has every reason not to do it but she still does it. The number 1 reason for her to not to masturbate is the religious reason. It is a heinous sin according to the catholic religion.